Because we used to be a race team before these shenanigans. Unfortunately these are a bit less exciting than the race car.
Big Red Truck
What better to drive into a war zone than a 25-year-old truck bought for £800?

Transporter
I swear I had a photo of it somewhere
Ibex
No you’ve probably not seen one of those before… Mike’s using his Foers Ibex to haul gear over to Jez.
