An international bunch of idiots in the best possible way.

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About to drop the hottest rap album of 2022 “Polish service station oy!”

Jez

International man of mystery and ringleader of stupid ideas – he’s out there running himself ragged helping folks because that’s what a chap does.

James

Travelling funeral director, inventor of the Fisherman’s Friend Liquorice Vodka, and official crash-test dummy of experimental Russian energy drinks.

Joe

A wandering paramedic who we found at the side of the road, he’s decided that the job isn’t challenging enough at home so has signed up to be driven around a war zone scraping people up and fixing them.

The Rabble

OK I’m not writing a bio for everyone, there’s better things to be doing but so far the roll call of Flying Spanners sex gods and goddesses helping out;

Zuz, Tereza, Kari, Mikko, Sergei, Anya, Roger, John, Mike, and more…

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